Frank Feldman

[joseyclosey]

A man walks into the street and the moment he steps onto the curb and raises his hand a taxi swings by and stops. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You just landing a taxi without waiting. Thats the sort of think Frank would have done."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. Now there's an amazing guy who did everything right. Never a foot wrong. Whatever he did, its was perfect, like he didnt even need to try."

Passenger: "Nobodys perfect. Everyone has a few clouds over them"

Cabbie: "Not Frank. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special"

Cabbie: "There's more"......."He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out."

Passenger: "Wow, some bloke then"

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams, not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. And he drove like a dream, clam, collected and was never late for anything."

"Passenger. "Mmm, there's not many like him around."

Cabbie: "And he knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good and never answer her back even if she was in the wrong. He knew what a lady wanted in bed too, sensitive. And his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank."

Passenger: "Then how do you know so much about him?"

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Cabbie: "I married his f***in' widow."

[Karl/Pa.]

And I her sister............

[spearedum]

... he musta ben a cruffer!!!!!!!

thanx Dante'