Southern Comfort

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 8:53 pm

After the southern tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y 'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"

"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"

When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?" "Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Mississippi, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."

Post by **Niner** » Sun Jan 15, 2006 11:49 pm

The UK guys aren't going to get this one at all. Just need to edit a couple of the y'alls though.

Woftam · Post by **Woftam** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 5:07 am

I got it, and so did the southern tourist.

Aughnanure · Post by **Aughnanure** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:57 am

Ah git th' genrul ideah

Eoin.

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:53 am

As clear as gl-aaass Robert

Joe

stripperclip · Post by **stripperclip** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:57 am