Papal Blessing

This is where you can share a funny story or joke. Adult humor allowed in large degree. Jokes that are considered more offensive than humorous will be deleted.
Post Reply
User avatar
Karl/Pa.
Leading Member
Posts: 3919
Joined: Sun Jun 26, 2005 9:34 pm
Location: South-Central Pennsylvania

Papal Blessing

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:36 pm

And so it has come to pass.......

The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tuti Homini"- Blessed be Mankind.

A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They pointed out that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind.

The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying: "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind.

The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noted that he blessed Mankind and Womankind and asked if could also bless Gay people.

The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with: "Tuti Homini, et Tuti Femini, et Tuti Fruiti."
Karl

Medicare Life Member

Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
Post Reply