Drink is a very poor friend

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Drink is a very poor friend

Post by joseyclosey » Fri Feb 03, 2006 12:58 pm

Alcohol Warnings...

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:02 pm

All so true.............. :oops:
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Consumtion

Post by mosu » Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:47 am

in my yonger days, after consumption and returned home, I saw a two meters tall green rat at the food of the bed looking at me
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Post by joseyclosey » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:22 pm

Hee Hee :lol: mosu, i had a similar experience after too many magic mushrooms :shock:

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Post by mosu » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:18 pm

:D
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after a few.....

Post by biganimal » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:03 pm

once after I had a few....I was 10 feet tall and bullet proof !!!
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