CHINESE SICK LEAVE

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Hung Wong calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no come work today,

I reary sick. Got headache, stomach ache and regs hurt, I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Wong, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Wong calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."