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Karl/Pa.
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Redneck Sex Survey

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Mar 04, 2006 4:06 pm

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.

True or False

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

True or False

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.

True or False

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.

True or False

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

True or False

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.

True or False

7. Semen is a term for sailors.

True or False

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.

True or False

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.

True or False

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.

True or False

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.

True or False

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

True or False

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

True or False

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

True or False

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.

True or False

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.

True or False

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.

True or False

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

True or False

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

True or False

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.

True or False

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

True or False

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.

True or False

23. Pornography is the business of making records.

True or False

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

True or False

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".

True or False
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Post by wh12725 » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:38 pm

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Post by Aughnanure » Sun Mar 05, 2006 5:36 pm

Well fair enough, I suppose, but which are the right answers?

C'mon be fair.

Eoin.
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