Mamma knows best...

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Mamma knows best...

Post by joseyclosey » Mon Mar 20, 2006 4:46 pm

A young Italian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."

His mother agrees.

The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."

"That's amazing Ma!! You're right!!!! How did you know?"

The Italian mother replies, "I don't like her."
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