The Sun never sets on the British Empire

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riptidenj
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The Sun never sets on the British Empire

Post by riptidenj » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:44 pm

That's because God doesn't trust the British in the dark.
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:32 am

Nice.
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Post by dromia » Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:52 am

God?

Whats one of them then?
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Protocol

Post by mozark » Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:12 am

Them what HRH converses with.

Like enlisted gripes to Sergents, Sergents with Ensigns and Ensigns, Leftenants all the way up to how Generals converses with The Queen.

(to paraphrase Kipling)

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Post by Aughnanure » Tue Apr 04, 2006 10:09 pm

Everone knows that God is an Englishman.

Except when Maggie T thought that she was God.

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hmmmmm

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:44 am

What's the difference between God and a fighter pilot?

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God doesn't think he is a fighter pilot.

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Post by Fletch » Thu May 25, 2006 8:52 am

Why did God invent whisky. To stop the Irish ruling the world :razz:
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Post by Aughnanure » Fri May 26, 2006 4:13 am

Yer a sailor, right? 'Cause yer sailin' close ter t'wind :)
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