Sooper Dooper golf ball

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Sooper Dooper golf ball

Post by joseyclosey » Sun Apr 09, 2006 12:22 pm

Two guys out for a game of golf, Tom asks, what ball are you using Bill?

Slazenger No 7, he replies. How about you?

I use a Bleeper No 1.

Bleeper! Tom says, never heard of it.

Look says Bill, If you get in the rough, an arial pops up with a flashing beacon on top.

If you hit it up a tree, an arm prises it loose from the branch, and a little parachute guides it back on the ground.

And best of all, If it goes in the water, an inflatable ring is activated and a bleeper sounds.

Blimey mate, where did you get that?

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I FOUND IT! :D
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