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More Glesga humour

Post by blackisler » Thu Apr 27, 2006 1:06 pm

A Glesga burd walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a

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> > > > > > > "Ah'll be back ra morra efternin tae pick up ma dress." she

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> > > > > > > "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "Naw" she

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> > > > > > > "This time it's mayonnaise."
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