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Post by joseyclosey » Fri May 12, 2006 10:40 am

Top Ten Old West Phrases That Will Never Sound The Same After That DAMN Gay Cowboy Movie

1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead!"

2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"

3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."

4. "Howdy, pardner."

5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."

6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."

7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."

8. "Let's mount up!"

9. "Nice spread ya got there!"

10. "Ride'em cowboy"
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri May 12, 2006 1:58 pm

Love it!
Karl

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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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Post by BOLOMK1 » Sat May 13, 2006 9:24 pm

I'm gonna turn in my spurs!
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Post by Aughnanure » Sun May 14, 2006 6:35 am

Some old cowboys are gunna turn in their graves :!:

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Post by Stan in SC » Sun May 14, 2006 8:22 pm

Next you are going to try and convince me that Randolh Scott was gay.
The more I listen,the more I hear....and vice versa.

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