LIFE SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA

wh12725 · Post by **wh12725** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:28 pm

A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that, because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license." he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him." yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart ass when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Tue May 30, 2006 7:37 pm

love it

stripperclip · Post by **stripperclip** » Wed May 31, 2006 1:50 pm