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Post by wh12725 » Mon May 22, 2006 12:36 pm

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain

man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That

afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army

has been looking for Herman for 51 years.
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Post by Aughnanure » Mon May 22, 2006 5:55 pm

.Ya cain't blameim :shock:

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Post by ARMOREDCOURIER » Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:27 am

VERY FUNNY!
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