West Virginia Emergency Response

[Karl/Pa.]

Two West Virginians were having the blue-plate special at their favorite watering hole . . .

. . . when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady a few bar

stools down turning blue from wolfing down a 'possum burger too fast.

The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we awtta' he'p?"

"I reckon," said the second hick.

So the first hillbilly got up, walked over to the lady and asked "Kin ya' breathe?"

She shook her head no.

"Kin ya' speak?" he asked.

She again shook her head no.

With that, he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt and licked her on the fanny. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction and began to breathe with great relief.

The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that thar' Hind Lick Maneuver works ev'r' time."

[stripperclip]

yep it's a life saver and a good way to pick up chicks to

[Aughnanure]

Don't work down here as the 'fanny' ain't "hind"

(see A/A/A Translator )

Eoin.