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Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Feb 14, 2013 7:30 am

Two Irishmen were working for the city public works department.

One would dig a hole and the
other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.


They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man digging a hole, the other filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, 'I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?'

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, 'Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick.' :shock:
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:23 am

Best check your wine Duncan. I think its gone bad.
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:39 pm

Karl/Pa. wrote:Best check your wine Duncan. I think its gone bad.
Pobodies nerfect Karl :cool: :cool:
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Re: Sick leave

Post by Aughnanure » Fri Feb 15, 2013 3:00 am

Yer shud let, da Shamrock wine f'ment less, bhoyo!!
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