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Country Music hits...

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:04 pm

THE TOP COUNTRY & WESTERN SONGS THIS WEEK

9. You Broke My Heart and Now There's a Warrant For your Cardiac Arrest.

8. I've Flushed You from the Bathroom of My Heart.

7. I Never Went To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

5. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause She Might Win.

4. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Butt All Day.

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Post by Karl/Pa. » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:59 pm

10. I Kissed Her Lips and Left Her Behind for You
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