Of golf and dentures

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Of golf and dentures

Post by Niner Delta » Fri Mar 08, 2013 2:26 pm

A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going
to go to Dr. Smith for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His elderly buddy remarked that he, too, had gone to the very same
dentist two years before.

"Is that so?", asked the first old guy. "Did he do a good job?" The second
oldster replied, "Well, I was on the golf course yesterday when a guy
on the next fairway hooked a shot. The ball must have been going at
least 200 mph when it smacked me right where the "boys" hang out."

The first old guy was confused and asked, "What the hell does that have
to do with your dentures?"




"It was the first time my teeth didn't hurt....."

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