Future wife...........

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Future wife...........

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jul 24, 2013 12:14 am

I have narrowed down the choice of my next wife to these two, what do you think????
Will probably choose the one on the right, she looks smarter........ :cool:

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Post by Aughnanure » Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:39 am

Is that the one on the right facing the camera or the one on the right of the picture?
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Jul 24, 2013 2:46 am

Probably the one with the biggest boobs :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Future wife...........

Post by Dave 101 » Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:08 pm

Do you really like the falseness of a woman like that

False hair
false eye lashes
false teeth
false tan
false boobs
false other parts .
waxed polished and buffed
always looking in a mirror

Can you afford all of that . :mrgreen:

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Re: Future wife...........

Post by Niner » Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:41 pm

Some fool already paid for the improvements I'd imagine, and is wondering why he thought the relationship would last with a babe now certified as beautiful.
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Re: Future wife...........

Post by Niner Delta » Wed Jul 24, 2013 9:26 pm

I refer to the one on the right.......blue and red bikini.

Why do you all assume that any of her is false, have you never heard of natural beauty???
I will personally inspect every inch of her body, and if anything is false..........



I won't give a shit, she is gorgeous....... :cool:

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Re: Future wife...........

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:45 am

That's what is known as an "Hour Glass" figure - trouble is I think the sand got wet and stuck at the top :loco: :loco:
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