THE AFRICAN WAY................

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THE AFRICAN WAY................

Post by DuncaninFrance » Wed Sep 18, 2013 2:32 am

An African propositions a prostitute in Paris in his car.

He offers her 100euros

For that price you agree to the African way.
After a bit of hesitation ...No, she replied a little suspicious.

And if I offer you 200 euros?
No, she said, not wanting to take any risk.

300 euros!
No, she confirms, not knowing about African customs in this area.

OK, 1,000 euros but this is my last offer!
After thinking a moment, she decides that such a sum is well worth a bad time and she accepts.

After 2 hours of passionate lovemaking, the African gets up and gets dressed.

Exhausted and a little surprise, the prostitute finally asked:

Look, when you asked me to make love in the African way, I was expecting something very very special and perverse and disgusting. But it was OK ... So what exactly is the African way?





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Re: THE AFRICAN WAY................

Post by Aughnanure » Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:49 am

That is a very racist joke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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