Morris Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed.
He is with his nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near.
So he says to them:
"Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses."
"Sybil, take the apartments over in Los Angeles Plaza."
"Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in City Center."
"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown"
The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says to the wife, "Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hardworking man to have accumulated all this property.
Sarah replies, "Property shmoperty...the schmuck has a milk route."
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Karl/Pa.
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Good to see you operating again, Karl.
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Like he was never away 
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W.C. Fields
"Many of those who enjoy freedom know little of its price."
You can't fix Stupid, but you can occasionally head it off before it hurts something.