A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store. As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.
I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle.
"You're bullshitting me, You don't even know the way to the Post Office.”
Can't Get There From Here
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Karl/Pa.
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Can't Get There From Here
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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Ban grated cheese. Make America grate again.
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joseyclosey
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Re: Can't Get There From Here
Smart kid, he'll go far. 
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Re: Can't Get There From Here
dittos that , and with his gift for cutting to the chase will get there soon ... 
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