Mad Cow Disease

[Karl/Pa.]

You know there are so many TV channels,
each one starved for new programs.

In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter
seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged
for an interview with a farmer who might have some
theories on the matter.

This “TRUE” interview went as follows:

The lady reporter: “I am here to collect information on
the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.
Can you offer any reason for this disease?”

The farmer stared at the reporter and said?
“Did you know that a bull mounts a cow only
once a year”?

Reporter: (obviously embarrassed): “Well, sir, that's a
new piece of information but what's the relation between
this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?”

Farmer: “Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?”

Reporter: “Sir, this is really valuable information, but what
about getting to the point?”

Farmer: “I am getting to the point, Miss.” “Just imagine,
if I was playing with your tits twice a day ... and only
screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?”

THE TV INTERVIEW WAS NEVER AIRED ...