OPPORTUNITY.....

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OPPORTUNITY.....

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Jun 19, 2014 1:09 am

SAFE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY


Thought you might want to consider getting on board early....
An enterprising engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan.
He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well.
He says prophets are going through the roof.

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Re: OPPORTUNITY.....

Post by joseyclosey » Thu Jun 19, 2014 1:53 am

Bit of a old'un that one Vern. :mrgreen:
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Re: OPPORTUNITY.....

Post by DuncaninFrance » Thu Jun 19, 2014 4:29 am

Where's me razor Joe :roll: :roll:
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Re: OPPORTUNITY.....

Post by Niner » Thu Jun 19, 2014 10:16 am

I liked it. Maybe just change the location to Iraq.....or would that be change that location back to Iraq?
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Re: OPPORTUNITY.....

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Jun 19, 2014 3:05 pm

I actually hadn't heard that one before...........or maybe just forgot it........ :roll:

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