A few questions for you..........

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A few questions for you..........

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:20 pm

I just don't have the answer to these............



Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box and we eat it in triangles?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? (my favorite)

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a pistol at him?
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Re: A few questions for you..........

Post by Niner » Sun Oct 26, 2014 6:27 pm

Republicans are red,
Democrats are blue,
But neither of them,
Gives a shit about you!

And we elect them anyway.
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Re: A few questions for you..........

Post by Niner Delta » Mon Oct 27, 2014 2:37 pm

Isn't it sad that instead of voting for the best and most qualified person, I seem to
be voting for the one that will, hopefully, screw me less than their opponent.......... :(
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