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Karl/Pa.
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WHO KNEW?

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Nov 01, 2014 12:44 pm

Einstein was born
March 14, 1879.


He would be nearly 132 if he were alive today.
Few people remember that he married his cousin,
Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage failed in 1919.

At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is
even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as....



Einstein's Theory of "Relative Titty."
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Re: WHO KNEW?

Post by Dave 101 » Sat Nov 01, 2014 2:04 pm

GROAN . :lol:

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Re: WHO KNEW?

Post by Niner Delta » Sun Nov 02, 2014 9:18 pm

At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa "because she was so well endowed".

Maybe he meant that she had received several financial grants from different Universities.......... :cool: :cool:
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