What do you want to be when you grow up?

Post by **Niner** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:32 pm

The teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Kevin says: "I wanna start out as a Marine Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest hooker, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Kevin, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply try to continue with the lesson . . . .

"And how about you, Sarah?"

"I wanna be Kevin's hooker."

joseyclosey · Post by **joseyclosey** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 1:47 pm

dhtaxi · Post by **dhtaxi** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:17 pm

M14man · Post by **M14man** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:54 pm

What a depraved joke!

I love it!!!

heres one back at ya.......

Little Sarah came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Kevin showed me his weenie today at the playground!"

Before the mother could raise a concern, Sarah went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut."

Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sarah's Mom asked, "Really small, was it?"

Sarah replied, "No... Salty."

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