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Magician

Post by joseyclosey » Thu Jan 01, 2015 3:55 pm

A Mexican magician tells his audience he will disappear on the count of three.

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He says "Uno...Dos...*poof* .....

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......he disappeared without a tres.

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Re: Magician

Post by dhtaxi » Thu Jan 01, 2015 7:45 pm

Groan you been on the beer Closey.
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Re: Magician

Post by Niner Delta » Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:08 pm

Trust me, he'll pop up somewhere in Arizona, they all do............... :roll:
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Re: Magician

Post by DuncaninFrance » Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:10 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Re: Magician

Post by joseyclosey » Fri Jan 02, 2015 1:25 pm

It was Old Rosie cloudy cider Dave. ;)
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Re: Magician

Post by dhtaxi » Fri Jan 02, 2015 6:26 pm

:lol:
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