Tomators

[Karl/Pa.]

A Mature and well Educated woman loved her vegie patch and
particularly growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to
turn red.

One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour who
had the most beautiful garden full of huge bright Red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?"

The gentlemen responded, "Well, I know this will sound strange , but twice
a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and
flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, the woman thanked the man and as she walks away she thinks to
herself this is absolutely ridiculous but at the same time she is so
impressed, she decides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to
see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden
hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way,
how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

[Niner]

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