Five surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on:
The first surgeon says: I like to see accountants on my operating table because when I open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second responds: Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.
The third surgeon says: No, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon chimes in: You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: You're all wrong ----- Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are interchangeable.......
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