van Gogh Family Tree

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van Gogh Family Tree

Post by Karl/Pa. » Sat Mar 14, 2015 12:48 pm

FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH

His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes------------------------------------ Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store --------------- Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---------------------------------- U Gogh

His magician uncle ------------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach ----------------------- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ---------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt ------------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle ---------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

The fruit-loving cousin ---------------------------------------- Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------------ Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew --------------------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ---------------------------------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV ---------- Winnie Bay Gogh
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Post by DuncaninFrance » Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:13 pm

Sorry BUT his name is not pronounced like that.........................
It is pronounced like THIS..........https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLTQv8RH1TE :NET: :NET: :NET: :NET:
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Re: van Gogh Family Tree

Post by Niner » Sat Mar 14, 2015 3:41 pm

Duncan, that video is blocked in the US on copyright grounds.... so it says.
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Post by Niner Delta » Sat Mar 14, 2015 4:59 pm

Since this video in not available in US, I searched for others on you tube, it seems most of the videos on
there don't agree with each other, all different opinions it seems.
So on to a web search and found the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam, guess they would know if anybody
does. Scroll down the page to Q: 11, there is even audio files to listen to pronunciation.
I tend to believe the museum more than a random you tube video, which may or may not agree, as someone
outside the US would have to compare them.

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