Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"
"Yes?"
"We have a case here where a woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."
"Have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
Be careful...
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Peace is that brief, quiet moment in history.......... when everybody stands around reloading.