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Be careful...

Posted: Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:59 pm
by Niner Delta
Two policemen call the station on the radio.
"Hello. Is that you Sarge?"

"Yes?"

"We have a case here where a woman has shot her husband for
stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean."

"Have you arrested the woman?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."