Rye Bread

[Karl/Pa.]

The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of
breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
what he did to have so much energy.

The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy
level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have
any Rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves."

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to the 3rd loaf, it'll
be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but me."

[Niner]

Good one Karl.

[Niner Delta]

Will post more when I get back from the bread store.......