And another.....

[Niner Delta]

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida to thaw out

during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the

very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years

earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate

their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to

Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his

room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he

accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without

realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from

her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was

called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow

decided to check her e-mail expecting messages of condolence from

relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,

and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Subject: I've Arrived

Date: 16 January 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have

computers here now and you are allowed to send e-

mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have

been checked in. I see that everything has been

prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward

to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as

uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

[spearedum]

If a train left Chicago as 12 noon going west, and a barge left NO the next morning at 9:28, who gives a &*&^%

Thanx Dante'