General confusion............

[Niner Delta]

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial

flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the

man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in

a low voice, "General, United States Marine Corps, retired. Married, two

sons, both surgeons."

After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a

tightlipped smile, "General, United States Air Force, retired.

Married, two sons, both judges."

After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to

introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye, he proclaims,

"Command Sergeant Major, United States Army, retired. Never

married, two sons, both Generals!!!"