A cowboy is sitting at the bar, a woman sits next to him and says, "I take it from the look of your hat, boots, and pistol belt, that you are a real cowboy?".
"Why yes mam, I guess I am. And you?"
"I am a lesbian."
"Well mam, I'm not sure what that means."
"It means I like women, and I think about them all the time. When I'm working or sleeping or anytime, I think about women, especially making love to naked ones"
They chat some and she leaves. Another gal sits down next to him and asks, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replies, "I thought so, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
Different Cowboy...............
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