Don't send a woman to the hardware store-------
Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so
he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top
shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob the manager, to finish
waiting on a customer. When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked
how much for the teapot.
Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $700!"
"My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to
buy, and Joe Bob went to the backroom to find it. From the backroom
Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
To which Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot".
Vern.
Bubba's wife.........
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