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Post by stripperclip » Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:49 pm

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause its soooooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so does she!"
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Post by wh12725 » Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:44 pm

:D :D
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