Wal-Mart Parking Lot

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Karl/Pa.
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Wal-Mart Parking Lot

Post by Karl/Pa. » Mon Oct 17, 2005 9:06 pm

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blond young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"
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Post by spearedum » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:13 pm

It's a stick shift!

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stick shift

Post by biganimal » Sat Oct 22, 2005 11:24 am

hey !! if I was conceived in a car with an automatic transmission will I grow up to be SHIFTLESS ????
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Post by Aughnanure » Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:21 am

No, but depending on chance you could be born "Stickless".

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