Milsurp After Hours

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me?" "Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blond young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

It's a stick shift!

Thanx Dante'

hey !! if I was conceived in a car with an automatic transmission will I grow up to be SHIFTLESS ????

No, but depending on chance you could be born "Stickless".

Eoin.