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Post by Niner » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:26 am

>There is a new book out which all great golfers should read. Those

> not so great may also read and learn. Here is a brief synopsis of

> the content, chapter by chapter.

>

> Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt

>

> Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough When You Hit a

> Titleist from the Tee

>

> Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in a Bunker

>

> Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance Off the Shank

>

> Chapter 5 - When to Give the Marshal the Finger

>

> Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

>

> Chapter 7 - Crying and How to Handle it

>

> Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 10 AM

>

> Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round

>

> Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the

>Water

>

> Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That You Birdied the 5th

>

> Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your Twosome

>

> Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three Off the Tee

>

> Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent

>

> Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt

>

> Chapter 16 - When to Regrip Your Ball Retriever

>

> And for my Scottish friends:

>

> "Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes

> out of a bagpipe
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Post by spearedum » Thu Oct 27, 2005 2:32 pm

...they also invented scotch!!!! :bigsmile:

Thanx Dante' :CA: :salute:
"We do not stop laughing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop laughing!"

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