The Funeral

Karl/Pa. · Post by **Karl/Pa.** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 7:23 pm

Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Merle commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in peoples lives."

Don said, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! He's moving!'"

wh12725 · Post by **wh12725** » Thu Nov 03, 2005 7:41 pm

spearedum · Post by **spearedum** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 4:46 am

do you like 34's or 36s?

or,

oh, god, him and his flatulance!

Thanx Dante'