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Retired gent

Post by joseyclosey » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:25 am

Upon reaching 65 old Rob decided to retire. But after he'd been under his wife's feet for a few months she became very fed up with him. She suggested he go out and find something to occupy himself. Like joining a club, or getting himself a hobby. He obliged. Out he went for a couple of hours. When he returned his wife asked him about his day. "Oh, I just went down to the corner bar and hung out with a couple of the guys for a while. And guess what? I've decided to join a parachute club."

"Are you nuts", said his old wife, "65 years of age ain't the best time to start parachuting?"

"Well that's what I did", he said, "and it'll keep me occupied.

Look, here's my membership card".

"What you need is glasses, you silly old bugger", she said "This is

a membership card for a prostitute club!"

"Wow!'" said the old guy, "and I've signed up for 5 jumps a week!"

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Post by spearedum » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:36 pm

IF you beleave that one.....

Thanx Dante' :CA: :salute:
"We do not stop laughing because we grow old;
We grow old because we stop laughing!"

Objects in mirror are closer than they appear: DRIVE FASTER!!!
I found the mirror at a wrecked race car at California (AAA) Speedway
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