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deer hunting

Post by stripperclip » Sat Nov 12, 2005 11:35 pm

This pretty much says it all when it comes to deer hunters!

A man and his friend were hunting deer in rural Missouri near a blacktop highway. A huge buck walked by and the hunter carefully drew his bow and took careful aim. Before he could release his arrow, his friend alerted him to a funeral procession passing on the road below their stand.

The hunter slowly let off the pressure on his bow, took off his hat, bowed his head and closed his eyes in prayer.

His friend was amazed. "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are the kindest man I have ever known."

The hunter shrugged. "Yeah, well, we were married for 35 years."
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Post by joseyclosey » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:55 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by spearedum » Sun Nov 13, 2005 8:34 pm

If she were such a good wife, she wouldn't died during hunting seasion! :bigsmile:

Thanx Dante' :CA: :salute:
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Post by joseyclosey » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:13 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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