Lexophiles delight.

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Aughnanure
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Lexophiles delight.

Post by Aughnanure » Mon Nov 14, 2005 8:53 pm

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tyred.

What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A backward poet writes inverse.

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

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Post by Karl/Pa. » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:40 am

eeuoooh. I wouldn't have nerve to post that.

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Post by spearedum » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:36 pm

arn't lexophiles aginest the law??????

thanx Dante' :?: :CA: :salute:
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