Forget your wedding anniversary?

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Stan in SC
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Forget your wedding anniversary?

Post by Stan in SC » Thu Dec 15, 2005 10:18 am

It seems that this gentleman forgot his wedding anniversary and really really aroused the ire of his wife by doing so.

After a few days the gentleman was informed by his irate wife that atonement for this unforgivable sin could be accomplished by there appearing in the driveway something that might do say zero to 200 in around six seconds.

The next morning bright and early she looked out in the driveway at what her husband had left there for her.

Scroll down......

THE BATHROOM SCALES!

His funeral is in two days.

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Post by wh12725 » Fri Dec 16, 2005 8:17 pm

:D :D
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