A lady went to the pharmacy: "I want to buy some arsenic."
Pharmacist: "Whaaa, why, I can't sell you arsenic."
Lady: "I want to kill my husband, he's having sex with another woman."
P.: "Well, I can't sell you arsenic to kill your husband because he's having an affair."
Lady pulls out a picture of her husband having sex with the pharmacists wife.
P: "I didn't know you had a prescription."
Arsenic
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Arsenic
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