Gotta love 'em...........

[Niner Delta]

I don't believe anything I read on the internet, but I still laughed.

Vern.

GIs by nature have such a great sense of humor.

In the face of the most trying adversity, while standing knee deep

in crap or in a raging storm, they will always be counted on to come

up with such really good stuff as this.

Damn, I love 'em!!

T-shirts are always a problem in the military.

The following directive was issued by the Commanding Officer of a

naval installation in the Mid-East and was obliviously directed at

the Marines.

To: All Commands

Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts

1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.

2. The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base by

any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East:

"Eat Pork or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]

"Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or bomb/artillery

shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]

"Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]

"Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more." [Both English and

Arabic versions]

"The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions but

some in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]

"Guns don't kill people. I kill people." [Both Arabic and English

versions]

"Pork. The other white meat." [Arabic version]

"Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]

3. The above T-shirts are to be removed from Post Exchanges upon

receipt of this directive.

4. The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this

message:

"Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At 0800

Daily."

"Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"

5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training

upon receipt.

[wh12725]