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Bits of Wisdom

Post by wh12725 » Wed Mar 15, 2006 7:51 pm

Bits of Wisdom

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Love is grand !

Divorce is a hundred grand.

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I am in shape.

Round is a shape.

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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track,

You'll get run over if you just sit there.

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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be

changed regularly and for the same reason.

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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.

A pessimist fears this is true.

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There will always be death and taxes;

However, death doesn't get worse every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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I am a nutritional overachiever.

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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

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Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,

But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the

right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting

moment.

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Brain cells come and brain cells go,

But fat cells live forever.

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Age doesn't always bring wisdom.

Sometimes it comes alone.

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Life not only begins at forty,

It also begins to show.

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I smile because I am your friend!

I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
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Post by Karl/Pa. » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:27 pm

Damn. You don't leave any room for arguement.

;)
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