My African Safari

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riptidenj
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My African Safari

Post by riptidenj » Wed Apr 12, 2006 4:26 pm

Some years ago I went on an African Safari. Towards sunset on the first

day the guide emphasized the importance of getting back to camp before

dark. Suddenly, from out of the dusk a hunter cried out"

"There's a rhinoceros out here and he's getting ready to charge!"

To which the guide replied:

"Make sure he has a valid credit card."
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